when there’s nothing to do, anything can be done. but sometimes somethings must be done, and at those times nothing gets done.

why must we clean the sink after we do the dishes? have we not suffered enough?

all I ever wanted was everything, and everything else

wow, a train of thought eh; I could fit all my thoughts into a mini

just because you change the rules doesn’t mean you’ll win

what goes up will stay up, unless it comes down

I’m not evil, I’m just stupid and greedy

there’s no pain like home

if music be the food of love, then turn the bloody racket off

I’m not as stupid as you look