July
20
th
24 - laziness is the key to avoiding bad habits
26
th
25 - when I say "Thank you for having listened to me", it doesn't necessarily mean I'm done talking
27
th
26 - you're not as clever as I thought, and three times more stupider than I had earlier predicted
28
th
27 - I'm sorry, I don't answer rhetorical questions
August
16
th
28 - there's two types of people here, those who're smart, and those who think they're smart. what do you think you are?
18
th
29 - my opinion is better than yours, and so are my facts
25
th
30 - you're getting to know me, you won't like me when you know me
26
th
31 - if I got a thousand dollars everytime someone said that to me, I would have three thousand five hundred dollars
28
th
32 - a picture is worth a mini-essay
September
4
th
33 - it's not the size of the dog in the fight or the size of the fight in the dog, it's the dog that lives to see another fight
5
th
34 - awfully incredible or incredibly awful?
6
th
35 - I'm not one to take a situation into my own hands, unless it falls into my lap
15
th
36 - I'm not a good morning person, at least not in the mornings
15
th
37 - what up's
18
th
38 - two steps ahead, but three floors below
18
th
39 - just give me a second, while I try to regain my passion for things
19
th
40 - I like working on something that works
21
st
41 - I'm such an ass, I need to shut up and listen
22
nd
42 - I need to think of nothing, nothing doesn't worry me like everything else
22
nd
43 - love, and be loved? or live, and let live?
26
th
44 - have the sprite commercials taught us nothing?
29
th
45 - if I had all the money in the world, I'd buy time
October
1
st
46 - if it's bad for me, I know it's bad for you
4
th
5
th
5
th
11
th
12
th
50 - I'll do it for as long as I no longer want to
14
th
15
th
53 - as they say, ugly people think alike
17
th
55 - you have the eyes of the beholder
18
th
25
th
57 - is that a cell phone ring or did someone just win a prize?
25
th
52 - a slow and painful death? or a slow and painful life?
November
1
st
8
th
58 - curiosity killed a cat, I killed four
20
th
December
3
rd
8
th
59 - keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your affairs closed
9
th
15
th
64 - can't put 2 and two together...
18
th
65 - good looks are for pretty people...
29
th
30
th