a little exchange at work:
me: good day to you miss…
lady: what did I miss?
me: I would like you to have a good day madam…
lady: oh… hey… you look different, where are your glasses, are you wearing contacts?
me: I am indeed
lady: well, okay. you look good with the contacts.
me: thank you… you know I don’t have much of a choice, this is my face without glasses or contacts.
“What did I miss” ahah.
Do you think she was trying to hit on you? You totally killed it. But also, clearly she’s more of a madam than a miss, so maybe this is a good thing.
sadly, I was not being hit on. And even if I was, I would have totally killed it.
this reminds me of a similarly funny story.
i called my registrar about renewing my domain name, etc. and the first thing the guy on the phone says is “what’s your domain name?”
“like the wind dot ca,” i say.
“it’s ok if you don’t want to tell me,” he says.
“oh i’m sorry,” i reply. “did you not hear me? -”
“no i did. i was making a joke.”
you totally killed it.
hmmm… couldn’t have been that bad. he did ask you for your name, address and phone #? right?
no, we never got the far. the killing was excessive.