August
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argument - every time i get into an argument, i prove that an idiot is being argued with.
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sink and dishes - if you always go for the kitchen sink, you’ll find yourself stuck doing dishes…
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something sweet - and what of those who steal fruit? just to taste something sweet…
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696 - when i grow up, i want to be younger.
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699 - for all intensive purposes i spelled out my intents and purposes.
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711 - you have questionable friends with questionable taste, which is probably why they're your friends.
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717 - i'm not nearly as good or as important to feel insecure.
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719 - beware of him! he speaks in tongues and writes in pens.
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734 - for a while there i was under the impression that "lack thereof" was what my "sense of style and fashion" was called.
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735 - welcoming you back is tiring, stop thanking me.
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737 - i wish objects in that mirror were closer than they appear to be.
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738 - make it cut-and-dry, more cut and less dry.
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741 - i don't really follow advice, i just like listening to it.
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742 - and before you know it, you will have climbed the mountain you were trying to move.
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748 - what i like about it most is pointing out what i don't like about it most.
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753 - i'm funny beyond compare, unless you compare me to someone who's just as funny as i am, or someone who's funnier.
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755 - i like to start each day by waking up.
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759 - it's always one o'clock around this time of the day.
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760 - i choose quality over quality, and quantity over quantity... but never one over the other.
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761 - two's company, three's a corporation.
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777 - it is surprising, if you are listening, with how much clarity it can be done.
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778 - if i put my mind to it, there's nothing i could accomplish.
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