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April
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June
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July
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September
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October
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November
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January
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February
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March
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April
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June
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July
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4 - why yes, I'll have two teaspoons of tea with my sugar. check that, scrap the tea, just give me sugar
14
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5 - I miss my old problems, they were so easy to handle
15
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6 - I'm not as stupid as you look
15
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7 - if music be the food of love, then turn the bloody racket off
16
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8 - there's no pain like home
17
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9 - I'm not evil, I'm just stupid and greedy
18
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10 - what goes up will stay up, unless it comes down
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11 - just because you change the rules doesn't mean you'll win
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12 - wow, a train of thought eh; I could fit all my thoughts into a mini
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13 - all I ever wanted was everything, and everything else
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nd
14 - why must we clean the sink after we do the dishes? have we not suffered enough?
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15 - when there's nothing to do, anything can be done. but sometimes somethings must be done, and at those times nothing gets done.
August
3
rd
16 - what doesn't kill me will only leave me severely hospitalized.
4
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17 - there are so many right ways to do the right thing, I always pick the wrong one.
7
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18 - are you still guilty if you feel no guilt?
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September
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rejection letter - I'm sorry to inform you that you didn't make our short-list. You would have made it, but we ran out of space on the paper.
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October
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hah - You'll be delighted to meet me, I know I was.
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November
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December
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January
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February
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March
3
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April
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May
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June
1
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March
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19 - how much wood would a woodchuck chuck for minimum wage?
April
2
nd
20 - there is no undo button in life, but there's definitely a redo button
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21 - productivity - low, talkitivity - high
10
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22 - the only people who search for your name on google, is you or someone with the same name
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23 - I promise not to be involved in any scandals (that don't involve money)
June
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July
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September
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30
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October
6
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November
20
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July
20
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24 - laziness is the key to avoiding bad habits
26
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25 - when I say "Thank you for having listened to me", it doesn't necessarily mean I'm done talking
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26 - you're not as clever as I thought, and three times more stupider than I had earlier predicted
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27 - I'm sorry, I don't answer rhetorical questions
August
16
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28 - there's two types of people here, those who're smart, and those who think they're smart. what do you think you are?
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29 - my opinion is better than yours, and so are my facts
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30 - you're getting to know me, you won't like me when you know me
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31 - if I got a thousand dollars everytime someone said that to me, I would have three thousand five hundred dollars
28
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32 - a picture is worth a mini-essay
September
4
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33 - it's not the size of the dog in the fight or the size of the fight in the dog, it's the dog that lives to see another fight
5
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34 - awfully incredible or incredibly awful?
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35 - I'm not one to take a situation into my own hands, unless it falls into my lap
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36 - I'm not a good morning person, at least not in the mornings
15
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37 - what up's
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38 - two steps ahead, but three floors below
18
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39 - just give me a second, while I try to regain my passion for things
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40 - I like working on something that works
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41 - I'm such an ass, I need to shut up and listen
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42 - I need to think of nothing, nothing doesn't worry me like everything else
22
nd
43 - love, and be loved? or live, and let live?
26
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44 - have the sprite commercials taught us nothing?
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45 - if I had all the money in the world, I'd buy time
October
1
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46 - if it's bad for me, I know it's bad for you
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50 - I'll do it for as long as I no longer want to
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53 - as they say, ugly people think alike
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55 - you have the eyes of the beholder
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57 - is that a cell phone ring or did someone just win a prize?
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52 - a slow and painful death? or a slow and painful life?
November
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58 - curiosity killed a cat, I killed four
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December
3
rd
8
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59 - keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your affairs closed
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64 - can't put 2 and two together...
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65 - good looks are for pretty people...
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January
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February
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75 - there's nothing awkward about silence...
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76 - just when you think it can't get any worse, it gets better...
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79 - see, we're not having an intelligent conversation... you aren't holding up your end of intelligent...
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80 - you strike me as a person...
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81 - chocolate justifies the means, the ends, and everything else...
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moments… - what is the difference between the moments you want to live to see, and the moments you would die for?
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March
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91 - I feel sorry for you, I wasn't apologizing
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92 - I can read you like a facebook
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94 - if I had money to throw away, I'd keep it
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95 - I can lie with a straight face or with my own face.
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97 - my laptop gives me a false sense of mobility
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98 - I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing with others who were laughing at you.
31
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99 - We all need to get into a room, and miscommunicate.
April
3
rd
100 - your think-tank is dripping...
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May
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this is too easy, there has to be a harder way - this is too easy, there has to be a harder way
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August
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hurt - You'll just have to learn not to be hurt by the words I say
November
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good luck, good looking - good luck comes to those who are good looking
December
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January
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speechless - I'm speechless, but I can still make funny faces or I'm at a loss for words, I'm going to find something to smack you with
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no shame in losing - there's no shame in losing, the shame is in trying in the first place.
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brevity - brevity /is/ the soul
22
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crisis - I'm continually in a mid-life crisis, because you never know when it will end.
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reason - you were chosen to do this for a reason! although it may have been a... bad reason.
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February
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suspense - the suspense is throwing salt on my wounds, but not killing me yet
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late nights - late nights make mornings difficult
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listen - and then, for a moment, I heard myself listening, and it gave me further pause.
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at cost - I'm not selling myself short, I sell myself at cost.
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March
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full stop - some sentences end long before the full stop, I hope you get to the end of this one.
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April
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